Belle: I can’t believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, ‘assassinated’ implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That’s not better!
It’s almost time for Zack and Cody’s reservation at the Italian restaurant
The internet on 16/11/2023:
“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection
I fucked up
sorry twin size mattress does nothing for you. It was there for me when no one else was tho
Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
I’ve seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:
It’s online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn’t have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you’re okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like ‘aww, is this a baptism gift?’ and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we’ve got, you’ll definitely be safe’ and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
it’s just me and my eclectic vocabulary in this cold cold world
Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today
asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x
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